CoffeeDespiser: is this Polymarket wallet worth copying?
Copyable Followed by the desk
Liquid markets, entries we can follow, edge across categories.
- Trades, 30 days
- 359 164 resolved · 46% of them
- Win rate
- 62% on resolved markets
- Margin on volume
- 20% $13628.22 on $93085.34 traded
- Copyability
- 82 liquidity, spread, post-fill drift
Where CoffeeDespiser actually wins
Best category: Geopolitics. Conflict, diplomacy, sanctions. Low fees, sparse books, and outcomes that reprice on headlines faster than a copy can arrive.
| Category | Score | Markets | Win rate | P&L |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Geopolitics | 93 | 47 | 100% | $9461.71 |
| Sports | 74 | 49 | 47% | $7812.01 |
| Politics | 67 | 125 | 100% | $48291.97 |
| Other markets | 21 | 138 | 44% | −$16914.45 |
Could you have copied these trades?
Typical entry about 10 days before resolution. Average fill size $667.73; average spread paid 0.5¢; average book liquidity $665194.78. Profit is spread across markets rather than one lucky call.
The desk has judged 287 of this wallet's fills: 0 copied on paper, 50 watched, 237 skipped. No copies have settled yet.
Recent fills
| Market | Side | Price | Size | When |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| UFC Fight Night: Norma Dumont vs. Ailin Perez (Women's Bantamweight, Prelims) | BUY Norma Dumont | 40.0¢ | $6.67 | 2026-09-26 |
| Oregon vs. USC | BUY USC | 38.0¢ | $2087.86 | 2026-09-26 |
| Oregon vs. USC | BUY USC | 38.0¢ | $247.98 | 2026-09-26 |
| UFC Fight Night: Norma Dumont vs. Ailin Perez (Women's Bantamweight, Prelims) | BUY Norma Dumont | 40.0¢ | $80.00 | 2026-09-26 |
| Oregon vs. USC | BUY USC | 38.0¢ | $266.44 | 2026-09-26 |
| Oregon vs. USC | BUY USC | 38.0¢ | $57.40 | 2026-09-26 |
| Oregon vs. USC | BUY USC | 38.0¢ | $720.37 | 2026-09-26 |
| UFC Fight Night: Norma Dumont vs. Ailin Perez (Women's Bantamweight, Prelims) | BUY Norma Dumont | 40.0¢ | $3.33 | 2026-09-26 |
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