WAAAAHHNOO: is this Polymarket wallet worth copying?
Copyable in one category only Followed by the desk
Edge only in sports — copy that category alone. Reservation: 60% of profit from a single trade. book quality unknown for the sampled markets.
- Trades, 30 days
- 248 176 resolved · 71% of them
- Win rate
- 48% on resolved markets
- Margin on volume
- 14% $2018.76 on $5337.80 traded
- Copyability
- 54 liquidity, spread, post-fill drift
Where WAAAAHHNOO actually wins
Best category: Sports. Match winners, spreads and totals. The deepest books on Polymarket and the fastest settlement, which makes sports the easiest category to copy on paper — and the one where fills matter most.
| Category | Score | Markets | Win rate | P&L |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Sports | 69 | 17 | 100% | $1371.96 |
| Other markets | 60 | 23 | 29% | $4396.82 |
| Politics | 50 | 1 | 0% | $4.55 |
| Crypto | 20 | 207 | 47% | −$1542.08 |
Could you have copied these trades?
Typical entry about 3 days before resolution. Average fill size $119.46; average spread paid 0.0¢; average book liquidity $0.00. A large share of the profit came from one market, which is not a repeatable signal.
How the desk's view changed
- 2026-10-21: On the watchlist → Followed by the desk — 60% of profit from a single trade
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